Discuss Voluptuous = Fat Cunt in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Why can't the fucking Journos' just say it like it is? 'Fat Cunt wears inappropriate frock, and looks fucking stupid'
Mariah Carey shows off her voluptuous figure in a VERY clinging dress complete with thigh ...
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Voluptuous = Fat Cunt
Why can't the fucking Journos' just say it like it is? 'Fat Cunt wears inappropriate frock, and looks fucking stupid'
Mariah Carey shows off her voluptuous figure in a VERY clinging dress complete with thigh high split | Mail OnlineOLDBONES likes this.QRM - 5
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- 02-06-2012, 18:34 #2
She looks like a fat stripper from Newcastle!
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It's like 'bubbly'. Bubbly actually means fat and irritating.
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I'd be on Mariah Carey like a Viking raider on a Northumbrian nun.
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I'll see your 'bubbly' and raise you one:
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Looks damn good to me. Anyone who says otherwise is gayer than George Michael bumming Oscar Wilde in a pink tent to a soundtrack of 'It's raining men' by the Weather Girls. Originally Posted by PapaGolf
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Skinny women while at times easy on the eye if you secretly like teenage boys are no good for riding.
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I'd like to see her wearing just a thin film of sweat.
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from the look of her nipples, she's got cross-eyed tits.
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