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  1. 31-05-2012, 08:56 #11
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    [QUOTE=Arrse_onist;4431013]Does he speak Kingon?[/QUOTE]

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  2. 31-05-2012, 09:00 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrse_onist View Post
    Does he speak Kingon?
    Did you mean 'Kingo'?
    techno-spastic and zero-over like this.
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  3. 31-05-2012, 09:01 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Nope but Klingon is a distinct possibility
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrse_onist View Post
    Spelling Nazis are up early this morning! I blame my lazy fingers and the fact i should really be working!
    You should've just claimed your 'l' key doesn't work. Shift the blame - always shift the blame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by filthyphil View Post
    Young man's battle to find a cure for condition that has left him with a giant head, feet and hands | Mail Online


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    He can have my issue one, you could land a fuking Merlin on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Hmmm Looks like Bradford.


    I think he works in my local wog-fodder shop.They use his face as a pattern for forming naan breads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    I think he works in my local wog-fodder shop.They use his face as a pattern for forming naan breads.
    Or gorilla biscuits.
    High on life. And glue.
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    Could he squeeze into this? And it's an excellently shaped example?
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    I think he works in my local wog-fodder shop.They use his face as a pattern for forming naan breads.
    Laughed so much I nearly bought a round...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Could he squeeze into this? And it's an excellently shaped example?
    You a Frank Spencer impersonator?
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