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'HULK use permanent paint, paint not come OFF!' Wannabe superhero left red-faced after staining himself green with missile paint | Mail Online...
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- 30-05-2012, 14:19 #2PrinceAlbertGuest
Good effort I say.
At least he didn't opt for the oh-so-predictable "ninja turtle" option with a dossbag
- 30-05-2012, 14:28 #3KirkzGuest
I'm just green with envy! The lucky lucky barsteward :thumright:
- 30-05-2012, 14:28 #4Senior Member
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Made my day! Reminds me of the Phoenix Nights Series 2 episode when kids are getting spray painted by pikies and Justin Moorhouse character goes the entire series with various foundations covering him .
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"It was only after being scrubbed by a gang of friends and neighbours for 24 hours that Paulo finally removed the stubborn staining. So was he left feeling blue?"
I would have thought more like black and blue...In my 50's and thus a grumpy old man. Just so long as you realise that I'm right and you're wrong, we'll get along just fine, OK?
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Muppet- Kermit green lol
I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry
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As if being bright green wasn't embarrassing enough, the local press ran pictures of his mother trying to remove the paint - and referred to her as his girlfriend.
That was the best bit for me'If you cannot identify what you are looking at in the field, then you're just another dumbass in a smartly camouflaged uniform.'
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What a dick. I am so glad this has been shared globally so we can all mock his stupidity. Mind you, it is a rather fetching shade of green....
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It's rather a drastic method of exfoliation... wouldn't have Agent Orange have worked? That's a good exfoliageator....
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- 31-05-2012, 09:48 #10Senior Member
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Why does Brazils answer to B&Q sell paint for ballistic missiles and nuclear subs?
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