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Discuss HULK or MUPPET in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy mmm what lengths a man will go to to have himself scrubbed with a dirty toilet brush by an over-weight sweaty brazilian lady. come on...we've all been there. now...where did i ...
  1. 31-05-2012, 09:59 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy View Post
    mmm what lengths a man will go to to have himself scrubbed with a dirty toilet brush by an over-weight sweaty brazilian lady. come on...we've all been there. now...where did i put my ballistic missile and submarine paint? with my battleship egg shell emulsion i expect.
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    [QUOTE=Nurse Ratched;4431112]Need any help applying it?[/QUOTE]

    Don't make promises you have no intentions of keeping!!! Bitch :wink:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Need any help applying it?
    Ive got some Hamerite if you want to pop round?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Ive got some Hamerite if you want to pop round?
    Have you got overalls?
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    Anyone else seen the film Defendor? Covers this cult of super heros and mental health issues quite nicely.
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    Did someone mention Hulk and tit in the same sentence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Have you got overalls?
    Dont need them , I`m waiting in my best Chelsea boots (nothing else) with a pot of Hamerite in hand , is that doing it for you?
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    Would've been easier to sand blast the silly cunt.
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    Is it just me or is the image of our dear Emperor Mong whispering in Portuguese somewhat arousing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Is it just me or is the image of our dear Emperor Mong whispering in Portuguese somewhat arousing?
    It`s just you mate.
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