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Originally Posted by mac_uk

Does this mean that Jarrod will have to stop calling me a fat cunt?

The ginger shagging, queer, Yorkshire prick



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Mate they'll all have to stop calling you fat.

Well except for me 'cos we is bruvs and we do it to dis the thinnies.

Of course mate, it's like when one dusky fellow calls another dusky fellow a N****r, t'is ok


If it's going to be naughty to call people fat then no-one will talk to me ever again

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Sometimes when I'm out and about, I see a huge great fat fucker or another sitting down eating and they always manage to make it look obscene. Something about having a podgy hand full of roll or pasty and stuffing it into a bloated fat face. Even when they haven't reached their mouth yet, their fat necks struggle to stretch out a bit and their faces crane forward with wide open lips. Like seeing someone dieing of thirst desperately trying to drink from a dripping water source. Then they get some food into their gob and a look of relief or rapture comes over their face like they have had a fix, or maybe an orgasm. Well, I seldom say anything to them but my look of total disgust says it all. They generally look away and drop their hand in some sort of shame at being caught being so disgusting in public.

So will it be a hate crime to say nothing but to just look at them with total disgust and contempt? How about making gestures, such as mockingly pretending to stuff a handfull of food into a wide open gob?

Originally Posted by Troy

Sometimes when I'm out and about, I see a huge great fat fucker or another sitting down eating and they always manage to make it look obscene. Something about having a podgy hand full of roll or pasty and stuffing it into a bloated fat face. Even when they haven't reached their mouth yet, their fat necks struggle to stretch out a bit and their faces crane forward with wide open lips. Like seeing someone dieing of thirst desperately trying to drink from a dripping water source. Then they get some food into their gob and a look of relief or rapture comes over their face like they have had a fix, or maybe an orgasm. Well, I seldom say anything to them but my look of total disgust says it all. They generally look away and drop their hand in some sort of shame at being caught being so disgusting in public.

So will it be a hate crime to say nothing but to just look at them with total disgust and contempt? How about making gestures, such as mockingly pretending to stuff a handfull of food into a wide open gob?

its the way they rest their hands (which are full of food) on the tops of their stomachs (which seem to begin just below their chin (which seem to end at their chests)) whilst eating

Originally Posted by Troy

Sometimes when I'm out and about, I see a huge great fat fucker or another sitting down eating and they always manage to make it look obscene. Something about having a podgy hand full of roll or pasty and stuffing it into a bloated fat face. Even when they haven't reached their mouth yet, their fat necks struggle to stretch out a bit and their faces crane forward with wide open lips. Like seeing someone dieing of thirst desperately trying to drink from a dripping water source. Then they get some food into their gob and a look of relief or rapture comes over their face like they have had a fix, or maybe an orgasm. Well, I seldom say anything to them but my look of total disgust says it all. They generally look away and drop their hand in some sort of shame at being caught being so disgusting in public.

You spend waaaay too long watching porkers eat.

Have a bit of porn.

Excellent, it's my little lad's birthday today and now I'm going to eat the entire superhero cake we had made for him and no one is going to be able to call me a fat cunt for eating it, the racist bastards.

HA....yer AAAAALLLLLL goin' to prison...mwahahahahahahahahahah!!


Seriously though....hate crime?? How can they lump it in with racism, or disability? You don't CHOOSE to be born black, brown, yellow or blue (well....whitish blue like porridge wogs), nor do you CHOOSE to be born funny looking.....but you DO choose to be a big lardy bastard! Its like walking down the High St in a tutu and snorkel and getting upset when people point and snigger!!

Has anyone mentioned it becoming a crime to abuse scousers?

The IRA supporting, grief-whoring, rob-corpses-at-Hillsborough, whiny-voiced cunts.