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Discuss Another boring car-related incident. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; May I suggest a little photo to this website? You Park Like A Cunt.com If he asks why you are taking the picture, tell him......
  1. 28-05-2012, 19:11 #21
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    May I suggest a little photo to this website?

    You Park Like A Cunt.com

    If he asks why you are taking the picture, tell him...
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  2. 28-05-2012, 19:27 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post

    Morrisons freshly defrosted fish counter takes some beating.
    Fixed for factual inaccuracy.
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  3. 28-05-2012, 19:49 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddbod View Post
    Fixed for factual inaccuracy.
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  4. 28-05-2012, 19:52 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddbod View Post
    Fixed for factual inaccuracy.
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    Speak about my brother again like that and you will have me to deal with.
    Be afraid. Be very afraid...
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    How odd. I parked the horse, Tao, this morning and popped off for a small sherry. When I came back, some bugger had parked a mare in season right next to him, which was a bit poor, tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_Sanchez_IX View Post
    Owning a big powerful motor automatically gives you the right to park where you want, its ace, watching some plum headed ageing fucker getting apoplectic as you leave your chunky new Q7 over 2 parking bays, its pant wettingly good fun.
    Not as funny as keying the fucker with SAK corkscrew...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_Sanchez_IX View Post
    Owning a big powerful motor automatically gives you the right to park where you want, its ace, watching some plum headed ageing fucker getting apoplectic as you leave your chunky new Q7 over 2 parking bays, its pant wettingly good fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brummieboy1 View Post
    Everybody around me, its my lifes work. Will shortly be buying a walking stick, not because I need one, but so that I can wave it at people while shouting "get out of me way, I'm 76"
    Guessing you're in Redditch BB, or not far from it, if so you'll blend in nicely with the other old codgers and salad dodgers in the KF centre! :p
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    It is indeed a small world. I was driving my steamroller along the street, minding my own fucking business when out of nowhere 2 snot nosed little yard apes ran out in front of me. They were obviously distracted by some wanker in a Range Rover/Q7/X5. Do you know how long it took to scrape the 2 little curtain climbers off my lovely steamroller?

    Next time we'll keep the fuck trophies under control, won't we?
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  10. 29-05-2012, 07:49 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pit_Bull View Post
    Guessing you're in Redditch BB, or not far from it, if so you'll blend in nicely with the other old codgers and salad dodgers in the KF centre! :p
    Spot on mate.
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