ARmy Rumour SErvice

**CptDanjou** · 28-05-2012, 10:38

I was just looking at the hot Police girls in the http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/ima...legrotegun.jpg and got to thinking what a ugly bunch the Brits can be , the ratio of good looking women in the UK is very low IMHO , I`d say 2 in 10 under 45`s are hot where as say in Spain I`d say 6 in 10 are hot and Scandinavian countries have around 7 in 10 hotties, Brit women are lucky us blokes are so fcinking amazing.

Your thoughts.?

**tuffy52** · 28-05-2012, 10:43

Britain has been invaded by Swedes,Danes,Norwegians,Angles,Saxons,Jutes,Norman s,Romans,,,Most if not all of these races could never be classed as ugly on the whole,,,,So where does the Ugly Gene that seems to affect a majority of British women come from?.....

Could it be that using all the best ingredients makes a bad meal?......

PrinceAlbert · 28-05-2012, 10:44

It all depends on how low your standards are.

**CptDanjou** · 28-05-2012, 10:50

Originally Posted by tuffy52

Britain has been invaded by Swedes,Danes,Norwegians,Angles,Saxons,Jutes,Norman s,Romans,,,Most if not all of these races could never be classed as ugly on the whole,,,,So where does the Ugly Gene that seems to affect a majority of British women come from?.....

Could it be that using all the best ingredients makes a bad meal?......

I think you hit the nail on the head with the word "meal", many Brit women have too many of them and shite quality at that.

**semper** · 28-05-2012, 11:13

I remember an ex Policeman saying to me, he has been on nights in town and seen quite a few uglies, he reckons its down to the lard in the chips they eat as part of their daily diet especially from the council estates.

**alib** · 28-05-2012, 11:13

It's evolution at work, just look at the state of the average bloke waddling the streets of Kent in bedraggled sportswear and figure out just how hard the ladies need to try.

**Grey_Mafia65** · 28-05-2012, 11:37

I have to agree with this comment. On the whole British men leave an awful lot to be desired, so I think you'll find most of the good looking British women have gone abroad!

**the_wolf** · 28-05-2012, 11:40

I paid a visit to Ayr beach yesterday with the missus. Have you ever been? What a fucking 'orrible place it was. I've never seen so many obese, milkbottle pale, crocadillapig plebs in the one place with lobster pink patches of sunburn on skin that should never be exposed in public. I jokingly said it was like the blackpool of the north. Unfortunately it was no joke.

I'd have happily stood aside while the beach was napalmed.

Sent from my brick using poo stained fingers

**Cab-scab** · 28-05-2012, 11:43

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

I have to agree with this comment. On the whole British men leave an awful lot to be desired, so I think you'll find most of the good looking British women have gone abroad!

Thank fuck I live in the Fatherland you still get gopping fat wommen but on the whole most take care of thier looks and figures

**beemer007** · 28-05-2012, 11:45

Originally Posted by the_wolf

I paid a visit to Ayr beach yesterday with the missus. Have you ever been? What a fucking 'orrible place it was. I've never seen so many obese, milkbottle pale, crocadillapig plebs in the one place with lobster pink patches of sunburn on skin that should never be exposed in public. I jokingly said it was like the blackpool of the north. Unfortunately it was no joke.

I'd have happily stood aside while the beach was napalmed.

Sent from my brick using poo stained fingers

Ayr & Blackpool?

Have you ever been to Southsea or Bognor, and as for the chav's at Southend & Clacton isn't any wonder people feck off abroad.