ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Wrighty28** · 28-05-2012, 17:34

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

It all depends on how low your standards are.

Set no standards and you can't fall below them.

But we're a nation of casual borderline alcoholics, of course our women are so drab. They've been getting away with it for years and are now complacent.

**Nurse Ratched** · 28-05-2012, 17:36

Originally Posted by Wrighty28

Set no standards and you can't fall below them.

But we're a nation of casual borderline alcoholics, of course our women are so drab. They've been getting away with it for years and are now complacent.

Oi watch it!

**fairmaidofperth** · 28-05-2012, 17:41

Originally Posted by Wrighty28

Set no standards and you can't fall below them.

But we're a nation of casual borderline alcoholics, of course our women are so drab. They've been getting away with it for years and are now complacent.

And the men aren't ???

**Wrighty28** · 28-05-2012, 17:41

Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched

Oi watch it!

Apart from you. You don't count.

**Wrighty28** · 28-05-2012, 17:42

Nope.

**Nurse Ratched** · 28-05-2012, 17:43

Originally Posted by Wrighty28

Apart from you. You don't count.

Not sure how to take that......

**mortars2cg** · 28-05-2012, 19:05

Originally Posted by tuffy52

Britain has been invaded by Swedes,Danes,Norwegians,Angles,Saxons,Jutes,Norman s,Romans,,,Most if not all of these races could never be classed as ugly on the whole,,,,So where does the Ugly Gene that seems to affect a majority of British women come from?.....

Could it be that using all the best ingredients makes a bad meal?......

Maybe all the conquering hoardes took the good looking ones back to their home countries ,leaving behind the rough ones.

**Oddbod** · 28-05-2012, 19:12

The good looking ones are here - they're just locked in some lucky sod's cellar or wrapped up in black nasty in the back of a van.

**smartascarrots** · 28-05-2012, 19:48

Now there's lovely, isn't it?

OK, love. The toilet seat can stay down.

It was the last time he'd comment that women's football lacked the excitement of the men's game.

There's always one who takes it too far.

**Mugatu** · 28-05-2012, 20:03

Fucked a fat lass at the weekend, thought it would be OK but it was like eating a prawn and marmite, sweaty shit kebab! Still, there are some tasty women in the UK.