ARmy Rumour SErvice

**lumpy2** · 28-05-2012, 16:33

You definitely are gay if you leave a message on my phone saying "Ooooh, scary!", which should only ever be said by Alan Fucking Carr.

You know who you are.

I won't tell, but I have saved said message for future bargaining and/or blackmail purposes.

**Boumer** · 28-05-2012, 16:59

Originally Posted by jarrod248

The youth are now mainly bi-sexual, so please don't get too hung up on things, just chill out, relax and enjoy the experience. If you feel like pushing back, just do it, you might enjoy it a bit more. I'd recommend good lube and a few beers, you can watch the Football afterwards together holding hands.

I think that's actually bi-curious isn't it?

Or that what it says on the chat rooms on Paltalk. So I am told.

Urban Dictionary: bi-curious

Anyone, it's more the enforced ANP dancing boy version I think I am more concerned about.

So what if a fit girl wants to smash you with a strap-on, where does that leave one?

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?ne...%3DMN0gu37yRmQ

**HHH** · 28-05-2012, 17:15

Originally Posted by jarrod248

The youth are now mainly bi-sexual, so please don't get too hung up on things, just chill out, relax and enjoy the experience. If you feel like pushing back, just do it, you might enjoy it a bit more. I'd recommend good lube and a few beers, you can watch the Football afterwards together holding hands.

You nearly had me convinced to try it until this bit! No way am I watching football!

**theoriginalphantom** · 28-05-2012, 20:41

Originally Posted by goatrutar

What the picture doesn't show is the large hairy man in the gimp mask about to violently ram his glistening erect vomit stick into old mates quivering rectum.

and you know this because?

**msr** · 28-05-2012, 20:45

Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause

Two Navy phrases come to mind:

"It's not gay if you're under way" and "It's only queer if you're near the pier".

You're only gay if you can't laugh about it afterwards in the pub with your mates...

**goatrutar** · 29-05-2012, 02:20

Originally Posted by 3123

It's not gay as long as you're only partially watching a little bit of Eurovision, through the corner of your eye, and it just happened to be on...

Feckin Goatrutar......

Well you can't say you weren't warned about Eurovision. It only takes a glimpse and next thing your buying soft furnishings and masturbating over sweaty labourers being fisted. It's a slippery slope.

**goatrutar** · 29-05-2012, 02:22

Originally Posted by jarrod248

The youth are now mainly bi-sexual, so please don't get too hung up on things, just chill out, relax and enjoy the experience. If you feel like pushing back, just do it, you might enjoy it a bit more. I'd recommend good lube and a few beers, you can watch the Football afterwards together holding hands.

What about that amyl nitrate stuff?