Discuss Who is or was your Favourite Poof?.... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia
Sandalwood is a very masculine scent.
Sandalwood. Is that like open toed clogs? I was going to say sabots, but I knew i'd get the lazy gits from the gunners seats ...
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Sandalwood. Is that like open toed clogs? I was going to say sabots, but I knew i'd get the lazy gits from the gunners seats frothing at the mouth.
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Sandalwood is a very masculine scent.
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Jimmy Edwards, WW2 DC3 Pilot, post war made a living pretending to beat small boys.
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Jimmy Edwards DFC. Got badly burned at Arnhem. Originally Posted by CrabfatBILL
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It's got to be Kenny Everett for me. Happy memories of listening to him on Capital Radio as a teenager.
"A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."
Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.
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No wonder she felt the need to throw herself under a police van. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas King_of_the_Burpas likes this.
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Alan Turing.
The way he pulled blighty out of the shit he should have been given a large country manor house filled with a harem of silky skinned young men to do his bidding for the rest of his life.
Not the shameful witchhunt that followed.
- 27-05-2012, 18:59 #47Do your own track bashing next time. Originally Posted by cent05zr70
Tanks are easily identified, easily engaged, much-feared targets which attract all the fire on the battlefield. When all is said and done, a tank is a small steel box crammed with inflammable or explosive substances which is easily converted into a mobile crematorium for its highly skilled crew."
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- 27-05-2012, 19:10 #48Some bloke betrayed him with a kiss ffs, then while JC is tied up (some kind of bondage session) he gets stabbed (from behind?) The bible, it isn't just a little bit gay, is a whole screaming parade. Originally Posted by 3123 also available in sarcastic
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Shamefully I had to google him! Originally Posted by Buzz
Mine would be Julian Clarey. A thoroughly nice chap!I could have been someone..............
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John Inman, except he wasn't gay, he had a female partner for about thirty years.
Stephen K Amos. the black standup comedian.
Stephen Fry.
The one I can't stand is Brian Dowling the poof who won Big Brother some years ago. He had argument with Jim Davidson on Hells Kitchen that lead to Jim Davidson being thrown of the program. This bloke has made a living out of being a professional poof but doesn't like it if anyone else says about him being a poof. Jim said that the word GAY is an acronym for the words "Good As You". Dowling took offense at this, saying that he had been insulted. The word Gay is an acronym that was thought up in America in the seventies.
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