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    Quote Originally Posted by phil245 View Post
    Sluggy on Friday night.
    I hardly think Recce19 and his wife would have been too impressed if that had been me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Count.Dracule View Post
    Speak to Jarrod then, he may be able to help!
    He'll be too busy playing with his new car and getting slugster to bang him with a strap on to test the back seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I am reading Cold Mountain at the moment - is this the missing chapter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by detmold_padbrat View Post
    Vater !? is dast du ?
    Ich hoffes nicht!
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Reminds me of 81, Fred bread, shit tea and Simon Bates.
    Wishing you both all the best for the future, in the words of Cilla, "do i need to buy a new hat".

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