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    Bloody hell,which is better looking?..

    Tracy Emin is opening a new exhibition today called 'She Lay Down Deep Beneath the Sea',,,Which are better looking Emin or her 'Nudes'????..


    Tracey Emin: Erotic Exhibition On Display In Margate Will Not Shock | Showbiz News | Sky News
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy52 View Post
    Tracy Emin is opening a new exhibition today called 'She Lay Down Deep Beneath the Sea',,,Which are better looking Emin or her 'Nudes'????..

    Tracey Emin: Erotic Exhibition On Display In Margate Will Not Shock | Showbiz News | Sky News
    Tough call .................... the paintings ............ just:
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    No obligatory tit shot?

    Even if it is emin
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    She has a face like a slapped arrse.

    In these days of austerity her paintings should be given to old folks as fuel for the fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scalieback View Post
    Tough call .................... the paintings ............ just:
    Correction...........................that is not a painting.................just a daub!



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    She looks like Simon Westons uglier sister.
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    My 3 year old can draw better than that.

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    Yawn..... no talent for art in any form. No doubt there will be many who will fawn over her 'work' and read all kinds of esoteric nonsense into it. Personally I agree with eodmatt. Use them for fuel - her too! How long before some sad, sick - and probably blind - arrser says 'I would'

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    I would.












    The painting, not Emin. Although she does have mahoosive tits, they'd be good for a soapy titwank of course.
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