ARmy Rumour SErvice

**B_AND_T** · 26-05-2012, 09:20

Yet again I am fax watching.

Any thoughts on how I can spend the next 24 hours?

**Sangreal** · 26-05-2012, 09:29

Watch the fax machine.

**B_AND_T** · 26-05-2012, 09:33

Originally Posted by Sangreal

Watch the fax machine.

Not very construcive, however, thanks for the thought.

Might have a wank if the hangover clears.

I'm starting to post like Sluggy, need help, Oh nurse the blue pills please!

**B_AND_T** · 26-05-2012, 09:34

I missed a "T" out there.

**toryboy** · 26-05-2012, 09:36

Find the number for your local military dog unit, and send them a fax to the duty bod saying 'woof woof, bark, whine, woof woof woof'.

**Alan Partridge** · 26-05-2012, 09:37

It might be a bone duty, but there have been worse.

"Duty Toilet Supervisor" in the kids bar at Blandford springs to mind (Purpose of Duty: To prevent graffiti and vandalism of the Queens Property).

**llech** · 26-05-2012, 09:41

Wanking! There can be nothing better ('cept maybe on Double time) than getting paid to wank off like a chimpanzee, you can even dedicate the cum stroke to your boss for making you work on a Saturday.

That and having a nice long leisurely shit.

**B_AND_T** · 26-05-2012, 09:42

I really wish I could post my orders on here.

**longlivethequeen** · 26-05-2012, 09:49

FAX that's so 80s

**eodmatt** · 26-05-2012, 09:51

Sunday morning, 2 AES duty clerk, Iserlohn, receives phone call to pick up fax from RHQ. Wanders across to RHQ and is gripped by the RSM who has just emerged from the mess after a night on the piss, for wearing slippers.

Monday morning OC's orders:

OC: So why were you wearing slippers on duty?

Clerk: It's my concession to Sunday sir.

OC: Fined £5.00 marchimout Sarmajor.