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  1. 26-05-2012, 09:54 #11
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    Unlucky !
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  2. 26-05-2012, 09:58 #12
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    I reckon you should phone the ComCen every hour on the hour and ask if there's anything for you.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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  3. 26-05-2012, 09:59 #13
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    Are you the regimental mong or just an easy cunt? You're on duty every weekend.
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  4. 26-05-2012, 10:00 #14
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    It gets him away from his missus.
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    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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  5. 26-05-2012, 10:11 #15
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    It's far to nice to be fax watching
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  6. 26-05-2012, 10:17 #16
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    Just checked the fax and phoned the comcen, nothing for me.

    Can't help but think destined for better things than this.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"
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  7. 26-05-2012, 10:18 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Yet again I am fax watching.

    Any thoughts on how I can spend the next 24 hours?
    Fax watching? Your a steely eyed dealer of death eh? Have you never whiled away those wee small hours of boredom making up new ways of giving yourself a sexual thrill at the Queens expense?
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  8. 26-05-2012, 10:27 #18
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    Spire FM for company, I might just go naked around the building.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"
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  9. 26-05-2012, 10:32 #19
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    Get the fuck off of here and onto xhamster or whatever?
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    It's a fine line between bravery and stupidity...
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  10. 26-05-2012, 10:32 #20
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    Phone the commcen and tell them you've run out of fax paper and would they mind faxing you some more.
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