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What's the number of Dale jr's car again?
Nuair a chacann caora, cacann siad uilig
Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to a teen-age boy - P.J. O'Rourke
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul - George Bernard Shaw
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"Budweiser? I'm not drinking that gnat-piss."
- 24-05-2012, 09:04 #23
AAaaav dun two tours of duty in Vietnaaaaamm
And ah came home with a brand new plan
Take some seeds from Columbia and Mexicoooo
Stick 'em in the window box and watch them flowers grooooo[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Cletus! Dammit man, one passes the port to the left.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Hot daaang, aah jus' wanted a change from my good ol' Mack baseball cap and Billy-Joe Bob down at the gen'lmens outfitters opined that this here trilby suited ma face shape, an' even had a slimmin' effect, especially with this here black turtleneck. YeeeeeeHaaaaah.
- 24-05-2012, 09:55 #27Left? Mah anus. You a Cajun homosexal preacher or sometin'?. Ah only pass to the right.
Originally Posted by alib 
Am off to put mah butt in mah eeeeelectric spak chariot, "General Grant" as I call it. Am ganz doon the sherps for a sherbert fookin' dip.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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And what are your heart healthy options?
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- 24-05-2012, 10:02 #29A tune from Dolly Parton will do just a-fine, you fruit. Sent from me feckin iPad cerse I cannit get the General Grant erver the curb, fookin council. Away, man, have dropped me bennie cheque and me lattery tickets down the drean ootside Nettoa. Ya bastad. Originally Posted by alib [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
- 24-05-2012, 10:03 #30kaboom!!!! Originally Posted by steven seagull Sinner251 and steven seagull like this."A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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