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Now while I live in a nice quiet street, this week has seen a fair amount of people unable to park a car or a van; even with the huge amount of ...
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Parked or abandoned ?
Yesterdays abandoned car
Now while I live in a nice quiet street, this week has seen a fair amount of people unable to park a car or a van; even with the huge amount of space available. Was just wondering how bad is the parking around the country, (world) ?
Todays attempt at parking....Last edited by cheekyruby; 23-05-2012 at 21:18.
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Get a life.
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IM trying...just a tad bored tonight...
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Cut up, not across.
Originally Posted by cheekyruby 
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- 23-05-2012, 21:52 #7I thought I'd made a fair job of parking the van. It's how I usually park, maybe a bit better, there being more space. Originally Posted by cheekyruby
Yesterdays abandoned car
Now while I live in a nice quiet street, this week has seen a fair amount of people unable to park a car or a van; even with the huge amount of space available. Was just wondering how bad is the parking around the country, (world) ?
Todays attempt at parking....I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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Even the Police are getting worse at parking:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
- 23-05-2012, 21:59 #9Must have been on a break. Is there a Chippie across the street? Originally Posted by Legs Even the Police are getting worse at parking:
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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Originally Posted by Legs Even the Police are getting worse at parking:
Originally Posted by Monty417
Nope, Dunkin' DonutsDo not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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