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  1. 23-05-2012, 17:24 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    Ricky Gervais.
    Fuck off.
    Older,but no wiser.
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  2. 23-05-2012, 17:28 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Fuck off.
    Nah, I'm good. Thanks for the suggestion though.
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  3. 23-05-2012, 17:35 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    anyone but the sweaty horrible mess that is Lee Evans.....I can't even watch him, he's all wet and disgusting!! Sarah Millican is funny live, she's a lot dirtier than on the telly
    I knew TV made you look heavier, but I didn't know it cleaned you up as well !
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  4. 23-05-2012, 17:37 #24
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    Dick emery
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigger3 View Post
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    Getting bollock cancer must be funnier than Lee Evans!
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    Lee Evans, un-funniest soggy twat ever.

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    Doug Stanhope all the way! And Al Murray, he's alright
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    Bill Bailey. Man's a genius, even if he's on another planet.
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    Old School...Jasper Carrott


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