ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Monty417** · 12-06-2012, 18:17

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Your call, soldat Imminent Corpse. You could have done well in the AFL - you have the balls to have succeeded. Promotion, salary, wine and the unfettered use of Betty and Ratched were available. But you chose the hard path. For that I commend you [slightly].

Let the tragedy of a wasted opportunity unfold … Biggles, the comfy chair please. And the cushion, of course.

Indeed a wasted opportunity Sir.

May I give you a lift home in my Roller? Please feel free to make use of the cocktail cabinet and young lady in the rear. My driver will of course not take any photographs.

**Kromeriz** · 12-06-2012, 19:27

Originally Posted by goatrutar

^. We have a HQ?

Not sure

But Ostrava, The Czech Republic has a Det. with fully functioning bar open 06:00 - 22:00 with optional escape option.

Liquid Bread is home produced and very very healthy.

**Kromeriz** · 12-06-2012, 19:30

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

I understood your meaning. Being color conscious is just a part of being the consummate renaissance man.

Are you saying I am English-challenged?

You would stick out like a sore thumb in our beautiful Isle Sir - we need a diplomatic protection squad AND inter-cultural communications advisor... anyone from the the DFID?

**Kromeriz** · 12-06-2012, 19:33

Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead

Given your relative youth in ARRSE-years, I will let that slide. The correctness of my spelling has already been the subject of much commentary years ago and the consensus (quite vocal from those ARRSERs who regarded my including both spellings to be pejorative) was I should just spell it the correct way and not accommodate Britons in their eccentricities of grammar and spelling.

Hon Col

Could you instruct us in the art of lubing for letting it slide?

Ostrava Det.

**Flash MacTavish** · 12-06-2012, 19:35

Originally Posted by Kromeriz

Not sure

But Ostrava, The Czech Republic has a Det. with fully functioning bar open 06:00 - 22:00 with optional escape option.

Liquid Bread is home produced and very very healthy.

Do not hone in on my empire. Unless of course you have free samples...

A/Sgt Flash MacTavish NCO/IC Beer Fridge.

**Kromeriz** · 12-06-2012, 20:07

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I thought I was the Adjo?

Please jog on

**Kromeriz** · 12-06-2012, 20:09

Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish

Do not hone in on my empire. Unless of course you have free samples...

A/Sgt Flash MacTavish NCO/IC Beer Fridge.

Flash, you can LIGHT up the sky over Ostrava?

This Det is up and operational. A friendly is expected nex week on recon and more in the Fall

**Cloggie** · 12-06-2012, 20:19

Mes amis,

To my great joy I can announce that I found the perfect footwear for the legion.
I am still negotiating about the price,but the seller said that a night out with Adj.L'Escargot might drop it drastically.
Admittedly the shoe's are not new,but in pristine condition and the seller guarantees me that they are ally as fuck.
They are on the market as " Freedom Fighter" shoes,or to the common man known as " shoes of independence" .
The Shoe on the left is the Mk1. Polder model.
The shoe on the right is the Mk.1413 Bruce model, and this purchase lot has been endorsed by a certain great Regiment,of which I unfortunately cannot reveal it's name due to legal reasons, but the clue is in the photo.

**tenspot** · 12-06-2012, 21:46

Could I possibly re-enlist? Sergent chef would be sufficient. I enjoy being a right bastard and I can do a superb contemptous sneer along with quite a chic pencil thin moustache! Of course I would have to commandeer Betty on saturday nights, along with vast quantities of vile red wine.