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Discuss ARRSE Foreign Legion in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Not_Whistlin_Dixie I would need more details about the 401k, medical insurance, and other fringe benefits. Also, I'll need a corner office, a car, a driver, and a buxom secretary. Blonde would be ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not_Whistlin_Dixie View Post
    I would need more details about the 401k, medical insurance, and other fringe benefits. Also, I'll need a corner office, a car, a driver, and a buxom secretary. Blonde would be best, but not absolutely necessary.
    My dear sir, we in the Legion aim much higher than that--the pension will the equal to that afforded US postal workers or Congressmen, medical care via Him (if He is not reelected we will just get Blue Cross/Blue Shield), car taken care of above in earlier post and the Snail will be providing all secretaries so you will need to take up hair color and other grooming issues with her.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitswamper View Post
    I shall award myself the Zinderneuf Sash with the Golden Tassels if that's OK with you Mon Colonel.
    Just love a bit of a swish!
    Very good--we need a bit of class--just don't overdo it or Betty will be displeased.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    I think that the Legions battle cry should be: GEREMOFFANSPREADEM.
    What is the Latin old boy--for the crest and mess silver engraving.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Just checking ....

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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

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    Can we have a Regimental mascot like the Royal Welch and Spanish Foreign Legion (Spit!)?
    May I be so bold as to suggest an Aardvark. It would have no trouble keeping up with our slow time Regimantal march.
    If we can, i volunteer to be Mascot Trainer/wrangler.
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    MCpl FV (Canadian) at your service. My blade, and my liege, are yours. Will we have a Regimental Affiliation with the Glorious 10th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitswamper View Post
    Can we have a Regimental mascot like the Royal Welch and Spanish Foreign Legion (Spit!)?
    May I be so bold as to suggest an Aardvark. It would have no trouble keeping up with our slow time Regimantal march.
    My only concern is the Aardvark's noble appearance may take away from our own, erm.....shall we say less noble personages---I mean after all, this is the Legion and we take all the flotsam and jetsam of the other nation's militarized as long as they have the proper martial spirit.

    Whatever our mascot turns out to be, you shall be the head wrangler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    MCpl FV (Canadian) at your service. My blade, and my liege, are yours. Will we have a Regimental Affiliation with the Glorious 10th?
    Indeed we shall--as the fates would have it, there are discussions this very night toward an honorary colonelcy in the gallant 10th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitswamper View Post
    Can we have a Regimental mascot like the Royal Welch and Spanish Foreign Legion (Spit!)?
    May I be so bold as to suggest an Aardvark. It would have no trouble keeping up with our slow time Regimantal march.
    If we can, i volunteer to be Mascot Trainer/wrangler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones View Post
    A Sloth, got to be a Sloth.
    You sir, are a star--three-fingered or two fingered?
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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