Discuss ARRSE Foreign Legion in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Civvy Scum
The Legion's special number in the UK is 999 but don't tell anyone else, OK? It's a good idea to give it a test call, to make sure it's working.
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Thanks, do I dial 01 for London first?
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Hmm.. its very good but I would argue that Roquefort is even better! Originally Posted by DavidBOC
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I am so pleased to you have stopped the talk about Stilton (disgusting stuff) Sir. i have now acquired my new batwoman uniform and attached my medal. I was a bit dismayed to hear talk that I looked like Mutley. I will of course ignore such tripe. I await your orders with interest Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 09-06-2012, 15:21 #724Oy batbrain! who the fuck said you could attach your own medal? It has to be done by Princess Productions or myself. Take it off and meet me behind the bike shed...and don't be too premature this time. Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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The funny thing is that when I moved here for the first time, just for the hell of it I wanted to dial 911 - it went to 999! This was on my U.S. cell phone. They learn I guess! Originally Posted by Civvy Scum
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I resign.
Unless I get some serious suckery uppyness.
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WTF does that mean??! Originally Posted by The_Snail
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arse kissing, boot licking, starfish rimming, etc.
Even though in 73 pages I've only been mentioned ONCE, by the Lance General, I'll get over my snit to help a brother out. (If you ask me, the price of having Snailio on side is a little steep. ) jumpinjarhead and redshift like this."We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism,
but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism,
until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism." Nikita Khrushchev
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Hello Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman arse kissing, boot licking, starfish rimming, etc. Even though in 73 pages I've only been mentioned ONCE, by the Lance General, I'll get over my snit to help a brother out. (If you ask me, the price of having Snailio on side is a little steep. )
... Do I spy a new volunteer? And a candidate as the Stonker's bat-person?
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