Discuss ARRSE Foreign Legion in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by steven seagull
It's either that or take off and nuke the site from orbit........
As long as it gets rid of the Whitefly. I'll leave it to you....
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As long as it gets rid of the Whitefly. I'll leave it to you.
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- 23-05-2012, 22:34 #142Senior Member
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Seeing as I'm now reduced to quoting James Cameron films I think its time to log off and put the cork back in.
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Colonel, further to my last the chick from the National Enquirer sent me her accreditation details: Originally Posted by steven seagull
She looks like the kinda gal the troops would enjoy talking to ?Age is not an illness
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- 23-05-2012, 22:53 #144Do you mean her: Originally Posted by Goatman Colonel, further to my last the chick from the National Enquirer sent me her accreditation details:
She looks like the kinda gal the troops would enjoy talking to ?
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Originally Posted by eodmatt
I thought this thread was a load of tripe till you mentioned cod pieces. Fuck the stripes... do the cod pieces get bigger and more ornate the higher the rank? If so count me in.... Le Grand Garcon MD!First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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"I say old chap, it appears you left two women in that village un-raped!"
"But they weighed 20-stone, were blind, had pox and also Down Syndrome."
I didnt know the Foreign Legion ever invaded Thirsk..............First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Uh...whatever you say Colonel ...this is the other shot she sent us:
Want me to greenlight a 90 day embed?Age is not an illness
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- 23-05-2012, 23:02 #148Indeed so-lock it up and see if that fellow next to her is interested in enlisting--he appears just our sort. Originally Posted by Goatman Uh...whatever you say Colonel ...this is the other shot she sent us:
Want me to greenlight a 90 day embed?"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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I think we should adopt the US Forces ranks of WO1 up to CWO-5 so as to make the Brit bastards salute us.
I volunteer to be the first CWO-5.
I would also like pearl handled nickel plated .45's as well please, 2 of them.
One for each hip.
And one of those hats as worn by LTC William "Bill" Kilgore, 1st Squadron, 9th Air Cavalry Regiment commander and surfing fanatic please.You're all puffs.
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- 23-05-2012, 23:04 #150I refer you to post no. 86. Those are the sizes and styles for other ranks. Originally Posted by mercurydancer "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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