Discuss ARRSE Foreign Legion in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by mac_uk
11 pages and not a one of you has asked about SLRs or sheds?
This Forrin Legion are slackers
Can I be Beau Nidle?
Martini Henry's. More entertaining shooting the peasants....
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Martini Henry's. More entertaining shooting the peasants.
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High on life. And glue.
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Marvelous!! Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead
I'm off to melt a razor into my toothbrush handle for those all important "personal admin interviews."jumpinjarhead likes this.Steven Seagull is a rotten, internet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
- 23-05-2012, 09:16 #113Without coffee no doubt. Originally Posted by steven seagull steven seagull likes this."A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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I would imagine so. We'll reserve the single shot Derringers for presidents. Originally Posted by goatrutar jumpinjarhead and DavidBOC like this.Steven Seagull is a rotten, internet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
- 23-05-2012, 09:24 #115And the Webley .455 for officers. Also one for use in the mess for those disgracing the Legion (very hard to do ) Originally Posted by goatrutar "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 23-05-2012, 13:46 #116No they are not but Yes you can. Originally Posted by mac_uk "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 23-05-2012, 13:49 #117I heartily recommend this as a model for the band: Originally Posted by DavidBOC
Negligent-Discharge likes this."A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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Count me in - I'm as foreign as they get.....and I need a new life!
( I joined the Klatchian Foreign Thingey to forget ....er...you know...wear those little hats with a curtain at the back.....lots of sand.......er...what was I sayin' ? )
Happy to stand in ranks and look sleepy - but would like to volunteer as the Unit Press Officer ....I suspect this outfit will require all the PR schmoozing to keep OUT of the papers it can get....
When is the first transport to Sidi-Bel-Abbes leaving ?Last edited by Goatman; 23-05-2012 at 16:31.
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Ok, ok.....I'll sign up.....BUT....can I dodge out of morning and evening formations, on the excuse of working on supply discrepancies?(especially since we don't really have supplies) And I want a beanie propeller on my K-pot.
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J'y suis - you called ? Originally Posted by fairmaidofperth
If the Legion Etranger Cul mirrors it's French counterpart it will be rough Algerian pinard by the litre - and like it!
There will be no sliced white bread - fresh baguettes daily, produced by our very own Boulanger Artisinale ( Legionnaire 2ieme Classe Nico Karsozy - I believe he is of Hungarian origin but brought up in France so knows his way around a beignet)
By the way - the UK Subs are playing Southsea in June, along with The Damned and the Rezillos .... Home - Punk By The Sea
Ahem, Mon Commandant Permission to speak?
- As a way of boosting recruitment , perhaps the Legion should offer to provide the security detail....?
Zu Befehl...
Legionnaire 2ème Classe Don CabraLast edited by Goatman; 23-05-2012 at 16:37.
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