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    Quote Originally Posted by Kromeriz View Post
    , Do we repel female boarders or not?
    If you are repelling them, I'd have a look at your deoderant, or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidBOC View Post
    A bit unclear why you wish to repel females. Why you wish to repel females of course is your business. I am open minded and if your interest is ...erm...batting for the other team I will not be critical of your preference. I will not ask and you will not tell. If you are concerned about this you might want to visit with our nursing officer for advice and counsel.

    If however the real issue is that you are repelling females without wishing to do so you might want to pop by the QM and ask him to issue you with some Wright's Soap. It may help.
    I'd recommend this for the more repelling members...say such as that chap on page 113.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist View Post
    As at Sat 16 Apr 12, 1736 by my watch anyway ….

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    Surely not with that bangstick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish View Post
    If you are repelling them, I'd have a look at your deoderant, or something...
    Lynx Africa. I'm fucking lush I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist View Post
    The same could be said for many others, who posted once on this Thread and then found themselves in possession of the AFL Bauble.

    In defence of Ruckerthiing, I believe it's National Bake Cookies Day. Or Veterans for Burgers. Or something to do with golf, as usual.

    The US Chess Federation has a long weekend event in Las Vegas - perhaps that's it?
    "National Open 15-17 June Riviera Hotel and Casino, 2901 Las Vegas Boulevard South"
    Oh for fuck's sake a chap takes a day off to watch a game of rounders with some friends and drink some beer and everything falls apart at the old HQ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer View Post
    Oi, I'm on both poltroons - I'm not doing the work of two....
    Please do not use the "w" word. It does not exist in the lexicon of the Legion.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman View Post
    Oh for fuck's sake a chap takes a day off to watch a game of rounders with some friends and drink some beer and everything falls apart at the old HQ.

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    Your extended absence has been noted and will be reflected on your next report of fitness. For your [penance forma a suitable committee with the 2IC, the Baron etc. etc., and such others as you deem unnecessary to work out this chain of command sso that I am not bothered with the whinging of legionnaires who should instead use the chain of command your committee will establish. The committee way is the best way! That old chestnut of Unity of command--pish posh and flummery.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer View Post
    Oi, I'm on both poltroons - I'm not doing the work of two....
    So you are - have a large medal for your efforts. Which Polt would you prefer to not work in?

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