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Discuss ARRSE Foreign Legion in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by DavidBOC Sir: Would our finances allow getting some horses and hounds. Might be a sporting way to eliminate a problem. We can no longer hunts foxes with hounds but there are some ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidBOC View Post
    Sir:

    Would our finances allow getting some horses and hounds. Might be a sporting way to eliminate a problem. We can no longer hunts foxes with hounds but there are some people who genuinely like foxes, chavs are simply vermin. As JAG officer I seem no legal obstacle. There are the laws relating to human rights but clearly no sensible judge would consider chavs truly human.

    Respectfully awaiting your reply, I remain sir...etc.
    In the context of your post is that a pun?
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarPingWun View Post
    Why don't we invade somewhere, preferably foreign?
    Lichtenstein?
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    In the context of your post is that a pun?
    typo - need a scrivener here
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    With regards to last night I INSIST we invade Germany and take our bicycles back!
    If that is a tad too ambitious I want to at least perform a raid on Gdansk and raid 'Die Mannschafts' hotel.

    Bastards....
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    Kaye's suggestion has a point. Gdansk would mean we could involve the ARRSE Foreign Legion Special Boat Service

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    Luxemburg, what a pointless, pointless country.

    no one would even care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarPingWun View Post
    Kaye's suggestion has a point. Gdansk would mean we could involve the ARRSE Foreign Legion Special Boat Service
    Shhhhhh.....

    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draft Dodger View Post
    Luxemburg, what a pointless, pointless country.

    no one would even care.
    Would they even notice is a better question.
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    we could invade all the small countries (really small; Monaco, San Marino, Leichtenstien, the Faroe Islands basically the teams Scotland can score against in qualifying) and slowly build up a decent, albeit dispersed, landmass.

    Mon Colonel, i would like to apply for promotion from Caporal (assuming i've not been bust recently) to King of Monaco
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draft Dodger View Post
    we could invade all the small countries (really small; Monaco, San Marino, Leichtenstien, the Faroe Islands basically the teams Scotland can score against in qualifying) and slowly build up a decent, albeit dispersed, landmass.

    Mon Colonel, i would like to apply for promotion from Caporal (assuming i've not been bust recently) to King of Monaco
    We will consider the spoils after we acquire the territories.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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