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Discuss Pikeys Wear Trainers? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Kirkz If I was a size 9 mukker you could have a pair. Unfortunately I'm a size 8 and it's noted on my uniform order list. Say your feet are swollen and ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    If I was a size 9 mukker you could have a pair.
    Unfortunately I'm a size 8 and it's noted on my uniform order list.
    Say your feet are swollen and I'll have a pair.
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Say your feet are swollen and I'll have a pair.
    Just don't trust him with your address,unless you like visits from undertakers,pizza delivery men,florists,etc.I'm not saying he is disreputable......but!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Making excuses for being a pikey eh ?
    Don't have Rheumatism,Don't wear Trainers,Not a pikey/didicoy/gypo/travelling person...
    Pipe and Slipper man myself....
    I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape

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    Quote Originally Posted by ordinaryforces View Post
    I genuinely have never owned or wore a pair in my life! have I missed out on the good things in life?
    oh wait! I tell a lie...does road-slappers mk1 brown polished black..wtf was all that about? count.?
    No....and from this we deduce that you last served just before my 22 year old son was born...'cos that's how long ' Issue Trainers, Green, Gopping Qty 1 ' - those truly horrendous green things - have been with us.

    I would post a pic but I think the Hi-Tec Black Helicopters would suddenly ap..................... < carrier wave >

    ( Ed. Normal transmission will be resumed as soon as possible.. I think he meant THIS.....Be Seeing You.....)
    Last edited by Goatman; 22-05-2012 at 16:46.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatman View Post
    No....and from this we deduce that you last served just before my 22 year old son was born...'cos that's how long ' Issue Trainers, Green, Gopping Qty 1 ' - those truly horrendous green things - have been with us.

    I would post a pic but I think the Hi-Tec Black Helicopters would suddenly ap..................... < carrier wave >

    ( Ed. Normal transmission will be resumed as soon as possible.. I think he meant THIS.....Be Seeing You.....)


    22yrs?? I fukicng wish it was that recent!
    I probably last served before YOU were born
    And those things you posted are unrecognisable to me, the slappers I was referring to was the canvas plimsolls.
    yeh yeh yeh, I know my spelling and typing is shyte.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ordinaryforces View Post
    22yrs?? I fukicng wish it was that recent!
    I probably last served before YOU were born
    And those things you posted are unrecognisable to me, the slappers I was referring to was the canvas plimsolls.
    In that case get that filthy .303 bundook off me charpoy JALDI Gramps - and get blanco-ing....

    Sad news: "Nails" is no more.....
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    Depends on the trainer.

    If you think some Nike Air Max, a baseball cap and a Stoke shirt are tasteful atire then you are indeed a chav scrunter.

    Some North Face Goretex trail runners and a retro t-shirt and you are most likely middle class.

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