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Discuss B & Q in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 You know what is coming next don't you(apart from yourself)? PICS!!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1 View Post
    You know what is coming next don't you(apart from yourself)?


    PICS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Now that would be interesting,you using that rabbit.Wouldn't the fur get a bit sticky though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    i'm doing something right then as all I use is a Rabbit. Obviously hammer use is a bit more complex than I thought.
    Just don't let it be a "ball pain" hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    And here was me thinking you were more of a Jessica Rabbit. We live and learn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    Just don't let it be a "ball pain" hammer.
    Not a fan then? I'll be gentle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Not a fan then? I'll be gentle
    If you're a real nurse you won't know how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    If you're a real nurse you won't know how.
    Shhh it's what we say when really it will hurt like fuck. As you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Shhh it's what we say when really it will hurt like fuck. As you know.
    If you really want to hurt him, surely "it's just a tiny prick" would work...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    If you really want to hurt him, surely "it's just a tiny prick" would work...?
    Injections aredifferent. We just say "sharp scratch" and "you won't feel a thing". Us nurses are lying twats at times
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Injections aredifferent. We just say "sharp scratch" and "you won't feel a thing". Us nurses are lying twats at times
    Who said anything about injections?
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