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  1. 21-05-2012, 23:24 #91
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    Is the PM system broken? Doesn't Chat work any more?

    Just asking, like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    If you really want to hurt him, surely "it's just a tiny prick" would work...?
    Not really, it wouldnt be wrong.

    A bloody big bomb causes lots of scar tissue and shrinkage. I was lucky not to lose it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Is the PM system broken? Doesn't Chat work any more?

    Just asking, like.
    It's full of weirdos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Not really, it wouldnt be wrong.

    A bloody big bomb causes lots of scar tissue and shrinkage. I was lucky not to lose it.
    Size doesn't matter.....apparently
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    It's full of weirdos.
    You're not fucking wrong there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    You're not fucking wrong there.
    You been on there chuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Not really, it wouldnt be wrong.

    A bloody big bomb causes lots of scar tissue and shrinkage. I was lucky not to lose it.
    Ah...

    I suppose singing Sex Bomb would be wildly inappropriate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Size doesn't matter.....apparently
    Bloody does. My left leg keeps falling off because the stump is not long enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia View Post
    Ah...

    I suppose singing Sex Bomb would be wildly inappropriate?
    Is Darren bored of you now Crio? Wouldn't a dating site be more appropriate for you? Do you move from site member to site member with PM's of 'Don't you like me?' I know the answer to that don't I...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Bloody does. My left leg keeps falling off because the stump is not long enough.
    Have you tried duct tape?
    High on life. And glue.
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