ARmy Rumour SErvice

**ordinaryforces** · 21-05-2012, 17:44

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

That's not scarlet.That is crushed raspberry.But that would bugger up their alliteration I suppose.

And you sir have to much knowledge of the colour chart! It would make us raging heteros uncomfortable in your presence.

**PBUH** · 21-05-2012, 18:18

I would sooner have a wank. I suspect she would sooner I did also.

Overrated piece of skirt, that were it not for her sister trapping Big Ears jnr, would be providing no more than practice for the horsey set rather than probably ending up married to one.

**JT0475** · 21-05-2012, 18:35

Given the opportunity, yes of course I would. However, she's not that special and you can see better on a good day in most places, hiding amongst the fat munters that seem to be coming more prevalent in the uk in the 21st century.

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**BarkingSpider** · 21-05-2012, 18:55

Originally Posted by goatrutar

Could probably put on a few kilos.

I can assure you I weigh far more than that...

I hope the rest of you bastards realise that with this kind of talk you'll drive this lovely young woman to drink. She's a Princess Margaret in the making.
You remember her, shortly before her eventual demise the old soak scalded her feet in the bath. Both feet. One after the other. Not as drunk as a skunk at the time though. ...apparently.

**vvaannmmaann** · 21-05-2012, 19:10

Originally Posted by ordinaryforces

And you sir have to much knowledge of the colour chart! It would make us raging heteros uncomfortable in your presence.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

**goatrutar** · 22-05-2012, 05:22

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

I can assure you I weigh far more than that...

I hope the rest of you bastards realise that with this kind of talk you'll drive this lovely young woman to drink. She's a Princess Margaret in the making.
You remember her, shortly before her eventual demise the old soak scalded her feet in the bath. Both feet. One after the other. Not as drunk as a skunk at the time though. ...apparently.

My fucking shadow would weigh more than her...

**arby** · 22-05-2012, 05:31

Getting a chubby over this girl is the lowest point for anyone. Because what you're saying is "This is it, this is the most erotic thing I can think of at this exact moment. This bit of fanny that the Daily Mail tells me its ok to want to fuck? this is all I can stretch to Maybe I'll rub one out to that primary school teacher lookalike, Kelly Brooke."

**O2 Oxygen Thief** · 22-05-2012, 05:46

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

I can assure you I weigh far more than that...

I hope the rest of you bastards realise that with this kind of talk you'll drive this lovely young woman to drink. She's a Princess Margaret in the making.You remember her, shortly before her eventual demise the old soak scalded her feet in the bath. Both feet. One after the other. Not as drunk as a skunk at the time though. ...apparently.

There you go again..!!..your not the only one, shows the power of suggestion/trabloids..this metamorphosis into 'Royalty' its her sister she has to curtsy to, not the other way round(so does, I think Princess Anne, interesting how that pans out in real life

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**O2 Oxygen Thief** · 22-05-2012, 05:58

Originally Posted by arby

Getting a chubby over this girl is the lowest point for anyone. Because what you're saying is "This is it, this is the most erotic thing I can think of at this exact moment. This bit of fanny that the Daily Mail tells me its ok to want to fuck? this is all I can stretch to Maybe I'll rub one out to that primary school teacher lookalike, Kelly Brooke."

May I suggest the excellent

Guess Her Muff

real women, some good/bad but honest in that it could be your current wife/girfriend

N.B. and unlike others its virus(Russian) free