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View Poll Results: Does Pippa "smoulder" in scarlet?

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Discuss Does Pippa Middleton "smoulder" in scarlet?! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted id smash the royal ringpiece in like a china teaset at a greek wedding, then id force in the royal gob covered in her royal shat....... do i win £5? How ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    id smash the royal ringpiece in like a china teaset at a greek wedding, then id force in the royal gob covered in her royal shat.......

    do i win £5?
    How in the uck is she Royal?
    Cymru Am Byth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    id smash the royal ringpiece in like a china teaset at a greek wedding, then id force in the royal gob covered in her royal shat.......

    do i win £5?
    No you knob,

    You do aim high

    Misguided

    But high and well fucking off target.

    How are the meds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    She needs bigger tits
    She,ll get them once she,s tubbed.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    I'd do her so I could murmur "Your sisters better" as I had my post coital fag.
    Oh Bollocks! I cant say that to her, I,ve given up smerkin.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giancarlo_Badass View Post
    Found the image on her website: Pippa Middleton > Style, Outfits, Fashion & Fun
    Needs to be a nsn for them for some of the lady soldiers and the "senior" service..


    Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
    -Tony Blair on perkele!

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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    She's an attractive enough girl but I've stalked prettier girls working in supermarkets, my obsession is a bit scarey!!, yeah she's got a nice bum but it's not the best i've ever seen.
    I have had better.......but alot worse FFS
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    www.gimpball-rally.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    She needs bigger tits
    Loads of them around here.
    Cave ne sit taurus feces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    She needs bigger tits

    Then impregnate her, that usually works....

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    Then impregnate her, that usually works....
    She doesn't need a bigger arse.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by sebcoe View Post
    I have had better.......but alot worse FFS


    I hear you, however the rougher looking ones tend to put in a better performance!
    Cymru Am Byth.

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