Discuss Humiliated as a child by parents in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by cheekyruby
well at least you know ive got a half decent pair of pins on me.. ..
It's a hell of wax for a bloke...
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About LinkBacks- 21-05-2012, 21:29 #91It's a hell of wax for a bloke
Originally Posted by cheekyruby 
well at least you know ive got a half decent pair of pins on me.. ..
To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
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Now thats more like it. I was thinking of sinning later this month. Would you care to assist Originally Posted by cheekyruby ok maybe I didnt finish that sentence....Im good at being bad....
When your up to your arse in alligators its difficult to remember that your first objective was to drain the swamp.
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Keep away from ITV
"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
- 21-05-2012, 23:32 #94....when in fact radar is much better. Originally Posted by swampmonster
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[QUOTE=smartascarrots;4412838]Funnily enough, 'barrier' and 'RAF Regiment' in the same sentence prompted two words to leap to my mind - one of which was 'downs'
Fixed that for you.Army, the Best
Navy, the Oldest
Air Force, Why?
Sail Army, Fly Navy, Walk Sideways.
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FFS stop fucking around. Just show us a fucking picture of your clopper with something large poked up it. Originally Posted by cheekyruby and what would be the next peice of the jigsaw you require,....without being too rude..............................for nowJack H likes this.
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An old farmer for whom I used to work as a schoolboy in the very early 60's in Warwickshire used to refer to "A wim-wom for a ducks rudder". Too similar not to have the same root. Originally Posted by Tool
- 22-05-2012, 08:16 #98What didn't you like about it? Maybe you didn't put out enough! Originally Posted by cheekyruby Not married tried it didnt like it....so where do you think im going wrong?....
I might not really care tho...
- 22-05-2012, 10:37 #99Shhhh! Loose lips sink ships! Originally Posted by CutLunchCommando naguere likes this.To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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That one is true so it doesn't count Originally Posted by jarrod248 When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. So-oldier of the Queen!
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