- 25-06-2012, 05:30 #321
Sailor J's was a cure to a very bad night for me tonight. Drank half a bottle aswell as a fair few lagers and some jagerbombs. (Nothing to do with how shit engerland are at football). One customer fainted cos he couldnt handle his nectar so had to call a paramedic and he got carted off by an ambulance, then got threatened by a local vagrant/druggie/alkie cos i told him to stop pissing my staff and customers off. He threatened to infect me with aids so i will admit i ran away like a little girl
Jeremy clarkson on cyclist's:
Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong
- 25-06-2012, 08:58 #322Senior Member
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gaviscon with a neurofen chaser
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- 25-06-2012, 11:58 #323
Recently started drinking rum, particularly Sailor Jerry. Its got a nice spiced flavour to it, not too different than Captain Morgans spiced variety but a little bit more tasty. Also if I'm not in the mood for shorts I will get some bottles of Banana Bread Beer, naturaly, it tastes of banana but has all the health benefits of normal beer!!
If in doubt, brew kit out
- 25-06-2012, 12:14 #324
- 25-06-2012, 12:18 #325
Rum's starting to get more popular, not quite on the same level as vodka though. Original recipe SJ was an amazing rum but the current stuff does taste more like a generic spiced rum to appeal to a wider market. Greedy cunts.
On a happier note I have to go 'taste' these along with the rest of the Ron Zacapa range. I guess work isn't all bad.
'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead
When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary
- 25-06-2012, 12:32 #326
Anyone tried that Ron de Jeremy rum?
Ron de Jeremy - THE adult RUMHigh on life. And glue.
- 25-06-2012, 18:17 #327
First (and only) beer of the day: A Heineken. I need to take it a bit easy tonight after the weekend, plus gotta a big day tomorrow.
- 25-06-2012, 19:10 #328Senior Member
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heinekens for poofs...
- 25-06-2012, 19:14 #329
Nobelaner, some sort of foreign beer in baby bottles. Wet and cold.
- 25-06-2012, 19:19 #330




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