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    Nursing a Stella Cidre after today's cracking Rugby ... Bokke spanking the English, and will be hitting the champagne in a bit after my engagement this morning.

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    Tea! Because I'm on fucking duty again.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    litre bottles of san miguel fer a euro a bottle
    they are givin the shite away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier_Girl View Post
    Nursing a Stella Cidre after today's cracking Rugby ... Bokke spanking the English, and will be hitting the champagne in a bit after my engagement this morning.
    Fed up giving blow jobs?
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Tea! Because I'm on fucking duty again.
    At the fax machine again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Fed up giving blow jobs?
    Yeah ... I realise I'm better at ironing and vaccuming ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier_Girl View Post
    will be hitting the champagne in a bit after my engagement this morning.
    Congrats!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redshift View Post
    Congrats!!

    Cheers, much appreciated ... it'll be my excuse to be an alcoholic for life ... (like I need one)!

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    Bushmills as the krombacker was smashing the weight on me to easily.
    Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!

    I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!

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    Another ice cold Bulmers, in sunny Arborfield!...
    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
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