Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

Join ARRSE (free) to join in and remove this advertising

Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Like Tree10Likes
Discuss You would, wouln't you? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; [QUOTE=engr172;4407256]Without a second thought.....then feel all dirty and sordid after and have to drink heavily to try and block the memory.[/QUOTE] Thanks for reminding me why I drink so much!...
  1. #11
    Kirkz
    Guest
    [QUOTE=engr172;4407256]Without a second thought.....then feel all dirty and sordid after and have to drink heavily to try and block the memory.[/QUOTE]

    Thanks for reminding me why I drink so much!

  2. #12
    Senior Member Manley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    2,054
    What a fucking stupid question to which the answer is "Martini"
    BiscuitsAB likes this.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.

  3. #13
    Senior Member eodmatt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Solomon Islands
    Posts
    12,456
    As long as they'd all had the chop I would.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

  4. #14
    Kirkz
    Guest
    [QUOTE=Manley;4407279]What a fucking stupid question to which the answer is "Martini"[/QUOTE]

    AT,AP,AW :wink:

  5. #15
    Senior Member Blackrat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Trisomy 21.
    Posts
    2,066
    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    AT,AP,AW
    Now that's showing your age.

    Play your cards right, one of them might give you ATM.
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"

  6. #16
    Senior Member iPadPlodding's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    173
    Even now I know they are, I still would!!

    Any port in a storm sailor.

  7. #17
    Senior Member llech's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    6,227
    This seems to crop up quite often, sooo many of you cunts out there unsure of your sexuality have to have it re afirmed that fancying a lady boy is "OK".

    If your comfortable about your sexuality (and there is no such thing as 100% gay OR straight) then you'd be quite happy to go balls deep in her eqsuisite hole! And not be confused about the consequences.
    Cymru Am Byth.

  8. #18
    Senior Member rgjbloke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    2,485
    On the face of it, I would have said yes but I just knew there would be a catch to the question so with hindsight, no, I don't think so.

    On the other hand after a night on the lash and feeling like any port in a storm would suffice. I've done far uglier of the genuine article............
    Last edited by rgjbloke; 18-05-2012 at 14:42.
    I was a good runner in the mob. I alway's liked to think I could get out of trouble quicker than what I got into it!

    Read This Info! http://www.arrse.co.uk/intelligence-...hotobooth.html

  9. #19
    Kirkz
    Guest
    [QUOTE=llech;4407330]This seems to crop up quite often, sooo many of you cunts out there unsure of your sexuality have to have it re afirmed that fancying a lady boy is "OK".

    If your comfortable about your sexuality (and there is no such thing as 100% gay OR straight) then you'd be quite happy to go balls deep in her eqsuisite hole! [B]And not be confused about the consequences[/B].[/QUOTE]


    I was never confused!
    Last edited by Kirkz; 18-05-2012 at 14:42. Reason: add quote
    llech likes this.

  10. #20
    Senior Member Cab-scab's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    834
    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    I was never confused!
    If you drink as much as you say you do you ainŽt got a clue what youre doing anyway
    Kirkz likes this.

Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •