- 17-05-2012, 18:37 #1
Some pillock is having a right bloody laugh.I am now seeing adverts for joining the Royal Marine Commandos.Not that theres anything wrong with them,its more a wrong with me thing.Being a lazy bastard now and not even running a bath let alone running a bft/cft or whatever they are called now,there is as much chance of me joining up again as there is of me being invited to bed share with Heidi Klum and Baby Spice.
- 17-05-2012, 18:50 #2
Makes a change from some munters chasing squaddie cock.
Oh hang on............Older,but no wiser.
- 17-05-2012, 22:32 #3
I keep getting the "Adult dating and no strings attached" ad.
I was going to say more but I think I best keep quiet.
- 18-05-2012, 10:42 #4
- 18-05-2012, 10:47 #5
I get Fillipinas in Dubai and Muslima.com International Muslim Matrimonials! So think yourself luckyWell Tally Bally Ho!
"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"
Cry God for Lizzie, England and St. George!
- 18-05-2012, 10:57 #63; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 18-05-2012, 10:59 #7
I have had the ads for the asian girls and muslim dating too. For the record I am as far removed from being asian or muslim as possible (thank fuck in the case of the latter)"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 18-05-2012, 11:01 #8
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- The Isle of Innisfree
I keep getting the one with the young girl who lost lots of weight. She didn't need to, she's rather lovely in the before and after pics!To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 18-05-2012, 11:02 #9
- 18-05-2012, 11:13 #10