Discuss Generated Adverts. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Some pillock is having a right bloody laugh.I am now seeing adverts for joining the Royal Marine Commandos.Not that theres anything wrong with them,its more a wrong with me thing.Being a lazy bastard now and ...
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Some pillock is having a right bloody laugh.I am now seeing adverts for joining the Royal Marine Commandos.Not that theres anything wrong with them,its more a wrong with me thing.Being a lazy bastard now and not even running a bath let alone running a bft/cft or whatever they are called now,there is as much chance of me joining up again as there is of me being invited to bed share with Heidi Klum and Baby Spice.
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Makes a change from some munters chasing squaddie cock.
Oh hang on............LucreziaBorgia likes this.Older,but no wiser.
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I keep getting the "Adult dating and no strings attached" ad.
I was going to say more but I think I best keep quiet.
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Funny enough that's what I keep getting....
Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 
"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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I get Fillipinas in Dubai and Muslima.com International Muslim Matrimonials! So think yourself lucky
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Yeah I keep getting that too. Er, is that your pic ....? Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
I am also getting ads for Vietnam dating websites and I have to say that anyone who needs to used a dating site over here is Qasimodos grandfather.techno-spastic likes this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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I have had the ads for the asian girls and muslim dating too. For the record I am as far removed from being asian or muslim as possible (thank fuck in the case of the latter)
"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 18-05-2012, 11:01 #8
I keep getting the one with the young girl who lost lots of weight. She didn't need to, she's rather lovely in the before and after pics!
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But ..... dont you have shiny black hair, cute boobs and ... and... uh oh back later Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched 
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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Errrrr yes of course I do.......ummmmmmm.....maybe.....not Originally Posted by eodmatt But ..... dont you have shiny black hair, cute boobs and ... and... uh oh back later"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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