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Discuss Generated Adverts. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CaptainPlume Sadly Nursey admitted on another thread to being the kind of Psych Nurse who sits on loonies' heads while the dart gun is dug out, so she is probably what my ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Sadly Nursey admitted on another thread to being the kind of Psych Nurse who sits on loonies' heads while the dart gun is dug out, so she is probably what my Grandmother would have called "a fine girl" aka built like a horse marine.

    Horse marine, is that just another name for a Hippocampus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    Horse marine, is that just another name for a Hippocampus?
    All this & a Classical education too!
    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

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    London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.

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    Adverts? I see no steeenking adverts!

    for Chrome:
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/d...namgkkbiglidom

    For Firefox:
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir.../adblock-plus/

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    Top tip. After you've been perving on certain web sites, delete your cookies to cover your tracks....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    All this & a Classical education too!
    I'm now getting an advert that says "How smart are you?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I'm now getting an advert that says "How smart are you?"



    Answers on a postcard please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I'm now getting an advert that says "How smart are you?"

    Bung this on the back of your car (yes, I know it's American & dog-Latin, but it still amuses me):

    Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades
    It'll see off Ben Fecking Hur, anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Bung this on the back of your car (yes, I know it's American & dog-Latin, but it still amuses me):



    It'll see off Ben Fecking Hur, anyway...
    Sir! Are you inviting me to be rear-ended?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I think it best we judge. Work outfit, evening wear & swimwear rounds, please.
    Evening wear is being paraded in 5 mins Capt P, better get your skates on
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    Adverts? I see no steeenking adverts!

    for Chrome:
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/d...namgkkbiglidom

    For Firefox:
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir.../adblock-plus/

    For IE:
    At least disable it for ARRSE. The ads aren't exactly intrusive and it's the main income stream for the site*.

    *As far as I'm aware.
    Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.

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