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Discuss Generated Adverts. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CptDanjou Generally you will get ad`s related to your recent searches so it may be a good idea to keep quiet in some cases ................ Probably best not to mention that i ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Generally you will get ad`s related to your recent searches so it may be a good idea to keep quiet in some cases ................
    Probably best not to mention that i keep getting adverts for Mexican Dwarves and glass coffee tables then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    You too.
    Nope. Wrong on this occasion
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Sadly Nursey admitted on another thread to being the kind of Psych Nurse who sits on loonies' heads while the dart gun is dug out, so she is probably what my Grandmother would have called "a fine girl" aka built like a horse marine.
    When you have to pin a lunatic to the floor it helps if you aren't built like an anorexic twig Capt P dear. Horse Marine is a bit far though
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Yeah I keep getting that too. Er, is that your pic ....?

    I am also getting ads for Vietnam dating websites and I have to say that anyone who needs to used a dating site over here is Qasimodos grandfather.
    Hmm... any jobs going over there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Nope. Wrong on this occasion
    Not sure if I believe you ...but next time just ask on this forum , no registration fee`s etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Not sure if I believe you ...but next time just ask on this forum , no registration fee`s etc
    Trust me, I'm a nurse. Thanks, I am tempted by the "no fees" thingy but one Mr Nursey is quite enough

    Oh and if I was going to do searches it wouldn't be for asian women and fecking muslims!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    When you have to pin a lunatic to the floor it helps if you aren't built like an anorexic twig Capt P dear. Horse Marine is a bit far though
    I think it best we judge. Work outfit, evening wear & swimwear rounds, please.
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    Sofas and explore Asia. Fuck me, Id've though with my nasty racialist comments it's be the KKK fan club or big-ass booty honeys etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Generally you will get ad`s related to your recent searches so it may be a good idea to keep quiet in some cases ................
    I keep getting ads for penis reductions.
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    Bee porn.
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