- 18-05-2012, 11:19 #11"I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 18-05-2012, 11:22 #12
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- The Isle of Innisfree
Sadly Nursey admitted on another thread to being the kind of Psych Nurse who sits on loonies' heads while the dart gun is dug out, so she is probably what my Grandmother would have called "a fine girl" aka built like a horse marine.
Last edited by CaptainPlume; 18-05-2012 at 11:44.To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 18-05-2012, 11:24 #13
- Join Date
- Jan 2006
- Tap Tap Wink Wink!! ;-)
I keep getting this.
Should I be worried what I'm looking at?
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
- Don Williams Jr.
"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
- 18-05-2012, 11:25 #143; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 18-05-2012, 11:27 #15
I tend to get adverts for The Carphone Whorehouse and dating the Muzzies.
Some of the muslim birds in the ad arent too bad either, I'd gladly run my fingers through their back hair........Steven Seagull is a rotten, internet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
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- 18-05-2012, 11:30 #19
So am I right in assuming if you rant on about muslims every other post - you'll get muslim themed ads, and if you post a lot in the sport / health and fitness forums you'll get weight loss ads - and like me you post a lot about putting medals together and what-not you get ads for military tailors...?
I can always tell when I've been spending too much time in the Lady Thread, because the ads become all 'sexual'. I say 'sexual' because that munters from "Mature Dating" are about as inviting as smearing meat paste over my genitals and dangling them into a tank full of hungry pihranna... pirahnna...pir... fish with teeth.Servicing Helicopters In Tactical Environments
- 18-05-2012, 11:31 #20
Generally you will get ad`s related to your recent searches so it may be a good idea to keep quiet in some cases ................Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.