Discuss Generated Adverts. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by eodmatt
But ..... dont you have shiny black hair, cute boobs and ... and... uh oh back later
They all look cute when affixed to a sex swing with rope and gagged ...
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They all look cute when affixed to a sex swing with rope and gagged with harry maskers while pleading with you with eyes Bambi would be jealous of.
Originally Posted by eodmatt 
But ..... dont you have shiny black hair, cute boobs and ... and... uh oh back later
"I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 18-05-2012, 11:22 #12
Sadly Nursey admitted on another thread to being the kind of Psych Nurse who sits on loonies' heads while the dart gun is dug out, so she is probably what my Grandmother would have called "a fine girl" aka built like a horse marine.
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- 18-05-2012, 11:24 #13
I keep getting this.
Should I be worried what I'm looking at?
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Yeah well that's foreplay you are talking about there, it's only half the story though. Originally Posted by Blackrat
I have a mate with a pig farm for disposing of the leftovers, what's your modus?3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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I tend to get adverts for The Carphone Whorehouse and dating the Muzzies.
Some of the muslim birds in the ad arent too bad either, I'd gladly run my fingers through their back hair........Steven Seagull is a rotten, internet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
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Dismember and pass it off as roadkill. Do it in Cornwall and no-one will bat an eyelid. Originally Posted by eodmatt "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
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You must have searched this subject then Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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You too. Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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So am I right in assuming if you rant on about muslims every other post - you'll get muslim themed ads, and if you post a lot in the sport / health and fitness forums you'll get weight loss ads - and like me you post a lot about putting medals together and what-not you get ads for military tailors...?
I can always tell when I've been spending too much time in the Lady Thread, because the ads become all 'sexual'. I say 'sexual' because that munters from "Mature Dating" are about as inviting as smearing meat paste over my genitals and dangling them into a tank full of hungry pihranna... pirahnna...pir... fish with teeth.Servicing Helicopters In Tactical Environments
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Generally you will get ad`s related to your recent searches so it may be a good idea to keep quiet in some cases ................
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