ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Badger_Heed

D Finchy,

After approximately 12 hours "in country" you will be living the dream.

Good luck.

Fixed that for you.

Originally Posted by eodmatt

And ALWAYS use condoms.

And ALWAYS check knickers for cock.

Originally Posted by Arters

Remember that the smallest Male/Female will turn into the most evil twat that walks

if you fcuk with them...........enjoy....you'll love it!

When we used to go to Karon beach the kid who did the sun loungers was gay. We'd been a few years running and knew him. The bird taught him how to do proper manicure and they would chat for ages about gay girly stuff.

So one day two of our chums had fucked off to get some scran, leaving their sun loungers. And two young, fit and pissed Septic blokes sat down on them. I said "Excuse me, they are booked by our friends" and straight off I'm getting verbal from the Septics. "Well I dont see anybody using them" so I pick up a Septic towel and handed it to the Septic. Who grabs it and pushes me back with some cheap crack. Fuck. I'm getting done here. In front of my bird.

I have this abiding memory of the 8 stone gay kid coming through horizontal at head height, left leg extended, right leg crouched for a mid-air kick, left arm extended, right arm crouched for a punch, half an inch from the gobby Septics nose. I never heard him coming and still don't know how he did it.

It didn't half calm the situation down. I fucking love the Thais. Be yourself and they'll love you. Fuck about and they'll cattle you.

Oh and look out for some ex squaddies doing UXB type stuff.They are the worst.

Originally Posted by eodmatt

And ALWAYS use condoms.

probably safer to wrap he/she in clingfilm and have a wank.

You'll be fine - Dont take too much cash (Use the ATMs - but for fucks sake tell your bank that you're going there first). If you have an iPhone, then turn off the data roaming function before you leave the uk (your bill if you dont will be over £400 for doing fuck all).

Thais are polite people (remember it IS an armed society - which makes for a polite society), they'll smile at you so much your face will hurt smiling back all day. Dont fuck them off and you'll be fine.
If you like Tattoos - be carefull to not get a 'Thai style' Sang-yat tattoo done anywhere other than at a temple - and never below your waist line.
Train hard, fight easy - and dont be fooled by their small stature. An elbow from no where to the grid fucking stings.

Next time you book up - go to WMC in Llamai in Koh Samui. Its the best ive been to.


Attached is a nice picture of my back after some temple ink

Was the tattooist a 5 year old with a crack habit?

Originally Posted by Badger_Heed

Was the tattooist a 5 year old with a crack habit?

No silly. He was a monk.