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    Round these parts the term "nails" was substituted by the word "bullet".

    "Fuck me youth that nutters completely bullet..."

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    Doesn't seem right some how, "look at the cnut, he is hard as lick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RZer0 View Post
    Doesn't seem right some how, "look at the cnut, he is hard as lick"
    I bet she's as hard as lick?

    Or even lick as hard?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    I bet she's as hard as lick?

    Or even lick as hard?


    Are you sure its a she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger_Heed View Post
    "Smash" is the en vogue descriptor at present.

    E.g. (On seeing a pretty female that one would like to have intercourse with) - "SMASH!"
    or taken one further:-

    "we're off out on the smash, fancy it?"
    "lets smash it and get on the piss"
    "i would smash that"
    etc etc.
    very useful word, smash
    Arte et Marte (twist to open)

    I like to tell people I can weld anything but Kryptonite. If Superman won't touch it, neither will I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RZer0 View Post
    Doesn't seem right some how, "look at the cnut, he is hard as lick"
    I've never heard it used for that kind of hard before - only something being difficult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk View Post
    Or Billy Baltic.
    It's a bit king billy (chilly), or are we straying into rhyming slang, now?
    Arte et Marte (twist to open)

    I like to tell people I can weld anything but Kryptonite. If Superman won't touch it, neither will I.

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    when overseas we always called the local currency 'flip-flops'
    People sleep soundly in their beds because rough men stand on street corners ready to do violence on thier behalf.
    'Up the Micks!'
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    I like slang to be amusing and imaginative, otherwise itīs boring and just used as an in-crowd badge. I hated the habit (probbaly a bit ī80s and ī90s) of just sticking Harry on the front of everything, as in Harry Black Maskers or Harry Shiters.

    Favs are still Mag to Grid (lotīs of blank looks when I use that), Notts Forest (ie, heīs not for it) and Cake and Arse party (bad organisation - possibly only used in my regt, views anyone?).

    Lick wouldnīt get a look in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk View Post
    "Shit the bed!" was an expression of surprise used by our lads during the First Gulf War.
    Still use it, still do it.
    techno-spastic likes this.
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"

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