Discuss Brazilian Blow Dry? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Whilst killing time in beautiful down town Doncaster I spotted the following sign. Led me to think exactly how much effort would you need to put into this? Pursed lips and a gentle puff?...
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Brazilian Blow Dry?
Whilst killing time in beautiful down town Doncaster I spotted the following sign. Led me to think exactly how much effort would you need to put into this? Pursed lips and a gentle puff?
naguere likes this.I'll be glad when I've chopped this bloody carrot!
- 14-05-2012, 14:25 #2
Nope. I'm not having that. Cannot possibly be Doncaster with that display of spelling and absence of mixed-case lettering. Sure you weren't in Goole?
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Sorry to disappoint, Donny it was, last Thursday. I have to visit this god forsaken place for 2 hours every Thursday.
I'll be glad when I've chopped this bloody carrot!
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Its a bunch of chemicals that they cover your hair in that keep it soft and shiny for a month or so. The stuff they use has apparently been linked to cancer, asthma, lukemia and host of other lovely pleasant things.
Err, so the missus says.
'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
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- 14-05-2012, 14:31 #5I'm more surprised than disappointed. You have my sympathies; Barnby Dun is about as close as I dare venture.
Originally Posted by CplFoodspoiler 
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Is it a new cure for sexual promiscuity with the Gels off the Estate......
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- 14-05-2012, 15:13 #7
Doncaster, where men are men and so are most of the women.
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- 14-05-2012, 15:22 #8And it's not written in Urdu Originally Posted by cloudbuster
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Those parole conditions can be such a bind,can't they? Originally Posted by CplFoodspoiler
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I'd like to regale you with reasons why I'd have to comply with such conditions, even made up ones, the truth is so mundane. Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1
With regards to the ad it was outside a shop that had a huge window poster saying 'Never miss Africa again' or some such shit. My usual practice is to drop my passenger off and retire to Wetherspoons for a curry and a pint, wait 90 minutes and take him home again. Oh the joys of fostering.
Cheers eodmatt, this illustrates the need for blow drying a Brazilian.Last edited by CplFoodspoiler; 14-05-2012 at 18:00. Reason: added pic for effect
I'll be glad when I've chopped this bloody carrot!
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