ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Grey_Mafia65** · 14-05-2012, 19:25

Originally Posted by Eric Shawn

Its a bunch of chemicals that they cover your hair in that keep it soft and shiny for a month or so. The stuff they use has apparently been linked to cancer, asthma, lukemia and host of other lovely pleasant things.

Err, so the missus says.

Bet she hasn't told you how much it costs....

**fairy_nuff** · 14-05-2012, 21:21

One fart should do it, not much hair I think

**Nurse Ratched** · 15-05-2012, 09:38

Originally Posted by CplFoodspoiler

Sorry to disappoint, Donny it was, last Thursday. I have to visit this god forsaken place for 2 hours every Thursday.

My condolences. It's a shit hole.The only decent thing about it is Doncatraz

**postman_twit** · 15-05-2012, 09:43

Originally Posted by cloudbuster

Nope. I'm not having that. Cannot possibly be Doncaster with that display of spelling and absence of mixed-case lettering. Sure you weren't in Goole?

You cheeky FoOKer! If it was from Goole it would be in Polish!

**Trans-sane** · 15-05-2012, 11:32

Originally Posted by postman_twit

You cheeky FoOKer! If it was from Goole it would be in Polish!

And would STILL be more readable than normal doncasterese

**Legs** · 15-05-2012, 11:36

Doncaster is an utter shithole. I lived there during my formative years in the '80s and would never willingly return. My father still lives there, but he's a tosser and for all I know he's died there.

**cloudbuster** · 15-05-2012, 18:05

Originally Posted by Legs

Doncaster is an utter shithole. I lived there during my formative years in the '80s and would never willingly return. My father still lives there, but he's a tosser and for all I know he's died there.

It still makes parts of Hull look dowdy by comparison.