ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by chimera

How about turning up late and knocking off early, then going sick with "stress" every time its the school holidays, or the sun's out and you want some time in the garden. And then when someone grips you, just walk out in a huff, claim constructive dismissal, and take the company to an Employment Tribunal.

Its easy - believe me - Civil Servants try it all the time.

Tempting.

But... Hmmm. Something feels odd. By Jove! I think I just discovered my standards. Never thought of looking for them all the way down here.

Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia:4397746

Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st

Enter into a lesbo relationship with any female. As many as possible. Film it all either for purposes of blackmail or posterity ( I favour the latter) and be sure to provide us, your extended family, with a link.

S'dusty in here.....

*sniff*

Ok! Better Now!

Seeing as u advocate inserting items up peoples hoops surely filming lesbian stuff is a natural progression of your talents?

That meeting today was great. To quote his Imperial Grace The_Iron_Duke - straights it was. The topic I liked best was "Loss of revenue as a result of non-productive time". Marvellous.

*Whistles theme tune for M*A*S*H* as she idly looks at the Situations Vacant.*

Might get a job on one of those expensive phone lines for a bit. Forward calls to mobile in the gym - heavy breathing and foul language sorted. It could work....

And the Snail hasn't called me.

"Through early morning fog I see, visions of the things to beeee......"

Lose $2 billion for a bank but then retire before they sack you.