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Discuss Piss off Turkey in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I thought this cock was purely a sockpuppet on a wind up. Looks like he either is taking the piss but has far too much time on his hands or he is a genuine 5 ...
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    I thought this cock was purely a sockpuppet on a wind up. Looks like he either is taking the piss but has far too much time on his hands or he is a genuine 5 star loon.

    Another option that occurred to me is that the OP is a sockpuppet/troll posting the ranting of a third party nutter in which case he shows imagination but is still a bellend.
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    How to roast chicken - from Delia Online
    You can never go wrong with Delia.
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    Sorry, but WTF are you on about? As for the Turks, I have no respect for them after spending 9 months of my life picking up the pieces when they decided that Famagusta et al, was a good move. Cunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Well if we're moving on to religion and marinades perhaps we'd better move to the cookery thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    How to roast chicken - from Delia Online
    You can never go wrong with Delia.
    Boring.

    Now if you linked to a page called "How to spit roast Delia Smith", then I might be interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyianno View Post
    Boring.

    Now if you linked to a page called "How to spit roast Delia Smith", then I might be interested.
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    Anybody got a recipe for turkey eggs? I am thinking of having a BBQ when the weather clears up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Anybody got a recipe for turkey eggs? I am thinking of having a BBQ when the weather clears up.
    Well that's how Bernard Matthews started out, just a few Turkey eggs in the airing cupboard. I used to work with a Nurse who went to school with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    Anybody got a recipe for turkey eggs? I am thinking of having a BBQ when the weather clears up.
    Just boil them, apparently it's all the rage.

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