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  1. 09-05-2012, 19:57 #21
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    I said 1900hrs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
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    Someone who can't run as fast as I can would be very useful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I said 1900hrs!
    And I said I am dying of man flu.

    Wake up and smell the brisket xxxx

    Oh and that's you on the telly that is.

    Fucking have it. xxxxxxx
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