ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Cold_Collation** · 08-05-2012, 10:55

Originally Posted by re-stilly

On;y way to stop it is to have fat tax, any food is subject to a tax 0% for anything containing under 3% fat and sliding up to 500% for anything above 20% fat. This would mean anything that is lardy will be taxed anything healthy won't.

As long as bacon is exempt, or I'm not playing.

**Draft Dodger** · 08-05-2012, 10:55

i think before we jump to any rash decisions we should launch an investigation to discover whether or not its cheaper to pay for the healthcare and benefits of these gigantosaurs until they die in their mid to late 40's or if it costs us more to keep them on benefits until they die hale and hearty at a ripe old age.

and lets not forget that without him the local branch of kfc wouldve shutdown long ago.

**Badger_Heed** · 08-05-2012, 11:15

So far he's had the medical services taking an interest in his case, as well as social services.

I've heard the local TA unit have also been eager to speak to him.

**scalieback** · 08-05-2012, 11:23

Originally Posted by Badger_Heed

So far he's had the medical services taking an interest in his case, as well as social services.

I've heard the local TA unit have also been eager to speak to him.

**Stanley1975** · 08-05-2012, 11:24

Originally Posted by thaneoFife

Keith Martin: Horrifying life of world's fattest man | Mail Online

How could he not notice?

Jesus fucking christ. And I thought I'd let myself go over the years....

**fu2** · 08-05-2012, 13:03

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I bet he`s a vampire

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 08-05-2012, 13:16

I wonder what would happen if you shoved an air line up his ringpiece and let rip? Would he swell up to enormous size and then burst like a bag of giblets going through a mangle, or would all his innards, 5 stone of semi-digested food and a half-hundredweight of unformed turds come pouring out of his mouth like a mudslide in a plasticine village?