ARmy Rumour SErvice

I have nothing to add to the worship at the SLR altar - but a shocking pink panzer?

Now ye're talking.

Just think! If one could:
- Weld a pair of monster woofers on the side turret for sounds;
- Drape the barrel of the main gat with several massive chunks of cheap bling for looks;
- Mount a lurid, purple 'n pink tiger-striped Gimpy on the commander's hatch for anti-warden duty; and
- Deck oneself out in orange Nikes, lycra aerobics nutcrackers, Waffen SS leather smock and SEAL head rag for cool;

...why, a chap would be in damn near perfect shape for a Saturday afternoon pimp ride down the High Street. As one pulled up outside the cake shop, the maidens would be fairly hurling themselves under one's steel treads.

Originally Posted by Mexeman

What's the wing mirror on the front optical for.....

So I could watch my own awesomeness - obviously

Originally Posted by Cutaway

Who threw that fucking webbing together ?

Originally Posted by goatrutar

And what's that black plastic shit on that rifle?

In my defence m'lud, t'was re-enactors at the Portsmouth Dockyard demonstrating Falklands era kit for a Falklands weekend special which my boy was keen to visit. They did have all manner of other tat too but the young lad who my boy spoke to was particularly kind letting him try all manner of kit.

Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish

Hmm...the 30 round mag was a wee bit awkward in the prone position, and the only mod to the gun metal and wood that I approve of is the white tape for winter conditions.

But you wouldn't be in the prone position....you would striding like a titan...a god of war with hell in your hands.

Originally Posted by samain11

But you wouldn't be in the prone position....you would striding like a titan...a god of war with hell in your hands.

True, what was I thinking?

Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish

True, what was I thinking?

He does make a good point.

I collect 1/6 figures...is this the Armoury 1/6 FN ? cool as F*ck by the way

Originally Posted by tank8367

I collect 1/6 figures...is this the Armoury 1/6 FN ? cool as F*ck by the way

In fairness, an endorsement from a bloke who plays with Action Man really doesn't carry much weight.