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    Lamb Rogan at the Bombay Spice - in Guildford. After a huge amount of real ale consumed where I am drinking right now

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    Simples more beer thats all the food a profi piss heed needs. Pass the Dortmund Krazy K

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    Something 'n' chips, followed by a good fuck!
    Cymru Am Byth.

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    A Cypriot salad with side orders of tzatziki and humus.
    "Two in the goo, one in the poo".

    MTIAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger_Heed View Post
    A Cypriot salad with side orders of tzatziki and humus.
    Forgive me Badger, but I must call you a puff. I remember seeing a salad once, but where's the meat? Tzatziki, tick, humus, tick, taramosalata, tick... but all MUST be accompanied by slabs of animal surely..
    - Si dubitas, fuge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger_Heed View Post
    A Cypriot salad with side orders of tzatziki and humus.
    Oh God, I want a Cyprus sandwich now, ideally from the butty wagon that used to be outside the gates of Dhekelia!
    "Stand down, at ease... you're not in the Army anymore."

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    Gyros pita, but the gyros has got to be nice and crispy.
    I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    It may be almost 0400, but I had a microwaved tattie and then mushed in butter, mashed garlic, soy sauce and some chilli flakes... heaven on a plate.

    "Why are up?" I hear you all shout. TSO's snoring and sleeping like she's alligator wrestling...
    Age 18, i once got in bladdered around 2 a.m., upon finding nothing suitable to eat, i put a jacket in the microwave for 14 minutes. Alas i'd mistakenly put it on for 14 hours and was awoken on the sofa, by a burly fireman carrying me out of my parents house. Didn't make that mistake again...next time it was bacon under the grill, and the same fire station watch attended

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    Dont put your coat in the micro then you daft cunt
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    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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