Discuss Those Annoying Little Habits in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; You know the sort of thing. Those littlle mannerisms that drive you nuts.
For me its the silly little pretend cough emanating from someone when I light up a fag several metres away from them. ...
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Those Annoying Little Habits
You know the sort of thing. Those littlle mannerisms that drive you nuts.
For me its the silly little pretend cough emanating from someone when I light up a fag several metres away from them. It usually comes from a middle aged, middle classed female with lips pursed like a chicken's bottom, and generally means "I don't actually have a chest problem but I want you to know that I know that you're smoking and I don't approve".
So what little foibles drive you to homicidal rage??"A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."
Forget the foreplay, let's have the fag now.
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Human beings existing near me. They do it deliberately, I'm sure of it.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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Snails recent habit of posting bizarre outraged threads. Why cant she just show me her tits instead?
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Amen brother. Especially the ones who were clearly bred from fucking sheep.
Originally Posted by smartascarrots 
I went to Fife last week and ended up on the beach (not exactly the riviera but it was a nice day) sitting in the sun and doing some reading. It was a weekday and there was not a soul for miles around.
A family pitch up, all wicker picnic baskets and tartan rugs, and they promptly decide to park themselves right fucking next to me on an otherwise empty two mile strip of sand.
Humans. Scum of the Earth.
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You know when you get to that stage in a relationship with a lady, & its time to pop that question, "can I stick it up your Arrse love" & she says NO! that's annoying.
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- 04-05-2012, 21:59 #6One thread in 2 months? You should have gone to Specsavers. Originally Posted by Cabana
Oh, and people presuming I have tits is reaaaaaaally annoying.
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Are you trying to say that if you had tits he'd be getting on them? Originally Posted by The_Snail Guinness. It's the first food group.
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- 04-05-2012, 22:21 #8Glossing over the amusing image of you leaning on your lecturn like Bob Cratchit, thumbing through your Biographia Literaria, surrounded by proles eating pasties and picking sand out of their foreskins, I think you do have a point. Originally Posted by Sixty
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My condolences. Originally Posted by Sixty batfink5537 likes this.
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Driving on the motorway at speed with the car behind two inches from my bumper........mind you thats why god invented sunroofs and golf balls.
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