ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Nurse Ratched** · 05-05-2012, 12:59

Originally Posted by crimsonhussar

Just a little bit of therapy required me thinks! ............and breathe!

Thank god you intervened when you did....was about to spontaneously combust. Phew.

Other annoyances:

My manager's ability to breathe
People who litter
People who cough/sneeze when you are 2 foot away from them

**Nurse Ratched** · 05-05-2012, 13:15

Originally Posted by garyrjb

Its a limit not a target.

ducks quickly!!

Of course it's a target!

**Grey_Mafia65** · 05-05-2012, 13:41

Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched

People who cough/sneeze when you are 2 foot away from them

A few years ago, when the kids were nippers and I was being a burden to society, I used to sell products door-to-door (think "DING DONG"). One of my customers would routinely open the door coughing and hacking, failing to put her hand over her mouth, to the point where I used to hold the latest catalogue up in front of my face as soon as I saw the door handle turn. Then one day, following the usual coughing fit, she told me the doctors had finally come to a diagnosis.

"Oh, what's that then?" Asked I.
"Tuberculosis" Says she.

She never ordered much either.

**Grey_Mafia65** · 05-05-2012, 13:53

Dimple Peatfingers of Brockenborings

**cheekyruby** · 05-05-2012, 14:04

Originally Posted by 3123

Wimmin who don't do as they are told by thier dominant male other half.....!

... my coats not going to get itself petal..did you order me taxi like I asked?

CLEARLY your not a dominant male, as you cant get your wimmin do as their told,(you just think you are

)...however everyone knows its the submissive that has the power, which means youll never have the power in that house..
Im just saying

**cheekyruby** · 05-05-2012, 14:14

HAHA clearly you dont.....

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**lumpy2** · 05-05-2012, 14:14

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

Dimple Peatfingers of Brockenborings

You think that's bad, apparently I'm "Rosie-Posie Hamwich of Bucklebury Fern".

And the old man is "Drogo Danderfluff". Haha, made oi larf

**crimsonhussar** · 05-05-2012, 14:32

Originally Posted by lumpy2

You think that's bad, apparently I'm "Rosie-Posie Hamwich of Bucklebury Fern".

And the old man is "Drogo Danderfluff". Haha, made oi larf

Mine could be considered quite 'macho' Sancho Tolkien. I might even give the deed poll office a call, you know just for interest sake...................

The elvish name is a bit feminine though i think. Finwë Annárë

Something weird makes we wonder what fucking stupid algorithm they are using to produce this drivel!

Having checked the site out further, curiosity only of course, i found this little gem.

"The algorithm is simple. It takes the first and last letter of each name then, based on a character set, expresses those letters as a two-digit key which maps to the index of a particular Hobbit name".

I wonder how i didn't think of that?

**LucreziaBorgia** · 05-05-2012, 15:03

Originally Posted by 3123

Up yours sweetcheeks.. I have the power... who the fuck are you? Ricky fannybaws Lake?

*giggles* Fannybaws...

**Mr_Fingerz** · 05-05-2012, 16:12

Hambut Brandybuck of Buckland

Could be worse. At least alcohol appears to be involved.

Oh yes, I nearly forgot. Those mongs who stop in your path for no apparent reason when your in a hurry, and who then step into your way when you try to get around them.