Discuss Those Annoying Little Habits in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by trowel
Cunts who do not use cycle lanes, but prefer to get in my way. I love the sound of crunching bones.
Cunts who can't tell the difference between a cycle lane ...
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Cunts who can't tell the difference between a cycle lane and a car park, meaning there's no way to use them.
Originally Posted by trowel 
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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I have heard you called a dildo on occasion Originally Posted by Sixty 
Sixty and Negligent-Discharge like this.Steven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
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Cunts who pull these out at the last minute and then argue when told most of them have expired
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I ride a bike . I also drive a car, van, Landie. 99% of bike riders need a good slap round the back of their moronic heads. Nothing personal you understand, it`s just that I think that bike riders should wake up to the fact that other road users do not owe them a life. Originally Posted by smartascarrots
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Hear hear, trowel. And would it be so difficult for them to get a small device called a "bell" so when I'm strolling in the countryside they can alert me just before they attempt to plough up my backside at high speed.
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Same is true of virtually everyone on the road, though. A cyclist who's a cunt at least is putting their own life on the line with his cuntishness. Originally Posted by trowel We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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It's those dicks of cyclists who ride round at dusk with no lights and haven't a f*cking clue what hand signals are for who need to be firmly smacked round the bollocks by a land shark! Originally Posted by smartascarrots
The other thing that winds me up is the numpties that stay in the fast lane of the motorway when they are doing 50 mph and there is nothing in the other two lanes for the next 2 miles. Should be able to tpac those w**kers.
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